Saturday, February 24, 2024

A New Series Blooms!


 

It is a sad fact of life that everything has to end sometime (except, apparently, for superhero comics).

 

And now, ever since Tenmaku Cinema, The Ichinose Family’s Deadly Sins and Fabricant 100 have all ended, Shonen Jump has been kind of fumbling for new material.

 

I mean, God knows they’ve tried with this spate of new sports manga like Martial Master Asumi, Green Green Greens and Dogsred, but, deep down, some part of me has been hungering for something new and wild and kind of creepy.

 

Does anyone else have any fond memories of the Battle Royale manga written by Koushun Takami and illustrated by Masayuki Taguchi?  Well, Taguchi also did this one really weird horror isekai where people were apparently sent to some other dimension and began to mutate into half-animal monsters and had to survive against the harsh wildlife and each other.  It was called “Lives”.  I’ve only read one volume, but it was so weird that it really stuck with me.

 

And now, apparently, it’s been reborn in the pages of today’s modern Jump as Rin Matsui’s new series “Dear Anemone”.

 

After the standard opening of a guy exploring an unknown island and getting killed by some seriously creepy Body Horror monsters, we cut to a year later, following high school student Gaku Hachiue on a ship in the Atlantic.

 

It turns out that the ship in question is ferrying 15 people to the Galapagos Islands, an archipelago that, due to being formed fairly recently, has had no contact with other lands in its early years, thus apparently leading all life on it to evolve independently of everything else in the world.

 

The more you know.

 

And did you know that the Galapagos were actually where Darwin first came up with his theory of evolution?

 

Well, apparently some tragedy occurred on the island a decade ago.  Some sort of explosion that wiped out the entire population and soaked the island with all kinds of unknown chemicals and pathogens.  Days before our story takes place, said virus and chemicals had apparently diffused enough to allow for humans to enter and investigate the island once more…if any of their special teams had ever made it back.

 

So Gaku and his 14 teammates are going to spend a month combing this island to try and rescue the missing research team, as well as receive a financial reward for doing so.  But Gaku has his own reasons for coming: one of the missing team members was a friend of his from high school, a budding young biologist who taught him not to give up.

 

But a lot of good that lesson will do when you’re faced with a bird-gorilla capable of voice mimicry (with creepily disturbing humanoid teeth) and a chameleon whose camouflage powers are so advanced that it can literally shapeshift into a human being, maybe even one you know…And they’re both in an alliance to eat you.

 

And did I mention that they can tank machine gunfire, crush your rifle with their bare hands and can rip off your head with their freaking tongues?!

 

Yeah, it’s that kind of manga.

 

Think Toriko plopped right into the Gourmet World, or Gon plopped right onto the Dark Continent.  Only they have no superpowers.

 

After a moment of indecisiveness, Gaku finds his grit and tries to fight one of the monsters to save a teammate.  Naturally, this does not work; it merely forces the monster to change targets.  But, in true manga/anime protagonist fashion, Gaku gets saved by an astonishing coincidence: some of his blood falls onto a nearby anemone flower, and it grows into an androgynous humanoid vine-creature that resembles Hisoka, killing the bird-gorilla creature and saving his life.

 

Now, I’m just a humble Midwestern data clerk, but I’m pretty sure real-life evolution is very different than that.  To my understanding, it works more like this: Somewhere on Earth, a single giraffe is born with a slightly longer neck, which can help it reach the tree leaves better than its regular fellows.  Elsewhere, somewhere else on Earth, another long-necked giraffe is born to another set of parents.  Soon, more and more long-necked giraffes are being born, to the point where the short-necked giraffes have begun to go extinct and the long-necked giraffes have become the new norm.

 

By that logic, more of these monsters would theoretically be being born across the world.

 

But this is just me showing off my knowledge of stuff; I can suspend my disbelief a bit for the sake of coolness.

 

Not that the series is without its problems, of course.  Early on, one person (a “Ryuichi Yashiki”) gets irate at the mysterious government backers for their lack of explanation, and, a few panels later, we see what appears to be that Ryuichi himself talking to Gaku and seeming to react to what he himself just said, as if he hadn’t been the one to say it.

 

And yes: my trying to understand that (after multiple readings) was as hard for me as reading that last sentence (and probably this one) was for you.

 

(Or so it would seem: on my fourth or fifth read through, AS I WROTE THIS VERY ARTICLE, I spotted the character’s finger pointing at Gaku, saying that [Gaku] was the one with “the eye of the tiger” who “snapped” and not, apparently, himself.  Whether that was from my own obliviousness or a problem with crammed manga panels or something, I’ll let you decide.)

 

And, if there’s any motive to the government’s knowingly sending in unqualified people, fully expecting them to die (besides the typical sociopathic “wanting to see what will happen for the sake of curiosity/science), then I’m not getting it.  They make some more talk about how cruel and beautiful evolution is, but that’s about as close as we get in the first chapter.

 

But, because this is only the first chapter, there are theoretically any number of ways that the story can evolve (if you’ll pardon the humor).

 

Perhaps it’s because, as I said, the vine creature resembles noted creep Hisoka, that it could be in a creepy “love” with Gaku for creating it.  And is it male or female, or does it even matter because flowers can be both at once?  Could it be ripening him up to eat (again much like Hisoka), or will it be more of a back-and-forth between two reluctant allies on this adventure?

 

Given what I know of anime and horror stories, I’ll wager that the Japanese government were the ones to cause the initial explosion on the Galapagos, and have plans to create more monsters to take over the world.  The monsters may also actually be mutated human beings, one of which would likely turn out to be Gaku’s old friend, who he will have to tearfully kill for survival (“of the fittest”, if you’ll pardon a bit more humor).

 

But we will see soon enough, as the second chapter is just on the horizon.

 

Or, at least, I will.  But I sincerely hope you will, too.

 

Wednesday, February 7, 2024

Mashle Makes Me Laugh-Le

 

Apologies as always for the wait, my fans.

 

Wow, it’s 2024 already.  Who would’ve thunk it?  Where does the time go, eh?

 

Okay, that’s probably enough platitudes.

 

Last year, I managed to find Volume 1 of Mashle: Magic and Muscles on my local library shelves, so here I am to review it.

 

You all know the story by now, right?: Magic or supernatural world where everyone has a power except for one young boy, and we watch him grow stronger and stronger without any powers until he can challenge and eventually surpass those at the top.

 

Wake me when it’s over.

 

Or, at least, if this weren’t also a comedy, I would be saying that.

 

Hero Mash Burnedead (pronounced “Burn-Dead”, not “Burn-eh-Dead)’s Father Regro made his adopted son Mash train his body hard, because the boy has no magic and his physical strength is all he has.  Plus, this world is so heavily based on magic that all those without magic are out-and-out destroyed.

 

And I’m like, whoa-Nobody in the Clover Kingdom wanted to cull Asta.  No one wanted to cull Izuku for being Quirkless.  (Granted, Bakugou came close, but, still…)

 

Anyway, the absentminded Mash wanders his way into town and accidentally causes some trouble, leading the Magic Police to track him to his home and threaten his father.  After a brief battle, Mash agrees to a deal with the cops’ crooked leader to join a magic school and become a revered Divine Visionary in order to change society from within.

 

Mash is not like Asta or Izuku in that he doesn’t let his lack of magic get him down.  In fact, Mash is a hero more akin to Mob from Mob Psycho 100: he is aloof and flat-faced and deadpan, always ready to put things in plain terms and to remark on others’ oddities as if he didn’t have any of his own.

 

And, of course, there are those with incredible magic who look down on him.  One such man, a man in charge of the school’s admissions test, sends another student named Lemon to slow Mash down, but he winds up saving her life and she falls in love with him (albeit while, as of Vol. 8, becoming just another flat love interest who never gets any screen time or cool fights).

 

As I stated earlier, Mashle is a comedy manga above all.  Over-the-top personalities, lots of Japanese-style humor, low-skill level of art.  Every battle involving Mash is basically him pulling off impossible, magic-less feats with sheer muscle power and everyone else reacting to it.  (I mean, how else do you describe flying on a broom by throwing it like a javelin and then running to catch it so that you can ride the thrown broom in mid-freaking-air?)

 

Not that that’s necessarily a bad thing.

 

The series also leans into its magical fantasy roots by setting things in a Hogwarts-style school a la U. A. High from MHA, and every chapter follows the Harry Potter style of “Hero’s Name And The BLANK”.

 

Though I will grant that the series is a tad slow to start.  Many of the first few volumes are based around student vs. student fights, leaving the Big Bads of Innocent Zero to show up only around Vol. 7 or so.

 

Also, while I did enjoy the early-series gag of Mash always being too absent-minded to wonder whether a given door is a “push” or a “pull” and simply breaking the damn thing, it was sadly dropped after a couple of volumes.

 

Too few females is also a problem in this series, as well as a lack of fanservice (at least as far as I’ve seen, up to Vol. 8), but the story is decent enough and the humor is en pointe.

 

I suppose you could call this a manga for the Black Clover fan who wanted more gags.