First of all, Happy New Year 2022 to all my friends.
And now, onto my review of Tite Kubo's newest project, following the end of Bleach in 2016, "Burn The Witch".
In an alternate version of London, two similar dimensions
exist side-by-side. These worlds are
Front London and Reverse London. In the
latter, the people are constantly plagued by monsters known as Dragons, which
are usually invisible to those on the Front side.
Sound familiar?
The services of Wing Bind help to keep the people of both
Londons safe from Dragons in need of either destruction or else harvesting for
their useful abilities and resources.
And two of these such people are protagonists Noel Niihashi and Ninny
Spangcole.
It is illegal for anyone outside of Wing Bind to come in
contact with Dragons. Violation of this
rule results in imprisonment or death.
This is because ordinary people who get too close to Dragons become infected
with their cells and become known as Dragonclad, those who inadvertently
attract Dragons.
And it’s even worse on the Dragon side, as prolonged
exposure to humans can pass on their negative emotions to them and turn them
into destructive Dark Dragons. Dark
Dragons want to eat witches like those in Wing Bind in order to become
immortal.
To her Ninny tell it, this will not actually happen.
One day, Noel fan Balgo and his pal Selby attempt to follow
Noel through the magic phone booth (It’s bigger on the inside) into Reverse
London, when Balgo’s dog Osushi explodes into a Dark Dragon. Turns out Osushi is a Disguiser Dragon that
can possess a corpse in order to live.
And so, it turns out, is Selby.
And he has been hiding out inside Selby’s corpse for ten years.
No way Balgo isn’t a Dragonclad by this point.
Behind the scenes, the higher-ups who run Wing Bind, the
Tops of Horns, seek to eliminate Balgo for being a Dragonclad and essentially
unwittingly spending a long time with hidden Dragons and making them into Dark
Dragons by accident.
An investigation into a Dragon attack by Ninny’s former
bandmate Macy leads the heroines to learn of the Top of Horns’ plot when member
Bruno Bangnyfe appears to contain Balgo for elimination, aiming to pin the
blame for the damage on him. They flee
from both Bruno and Macy’s Dragon Elly, only for the latter to molt in the
moonlight and mutate into its true form: Cinderella, one of seven destructive
Marchen Dark Dragons themed after fairy tales, and labeled as Kill On Sight.
Bruno attempts to fight Cinderella and destroy it, in order
to stop its rampaging, but nothing works.
Ninny and Noel can only watch and try to defend the powerless Balgo and
Macy.
In the end, an unlikely person shoots Cinderella in its weak
point from far away and destroys it. And
Balgo’s kill order is lifted by Bangnyfe, thinking that his brief contact with
Macy two months prior may have been a factor in Cinderella’s appearance, and
that he may be useful in their plan to eliminate all of the Marchen Dragons.
BTW, Macy also joins the team as another Dragonclad.
Now, I am only a moderate fan of Bleach. I lost interest early on, in both the anime
and the manga. A couple of years aback,
I finally decided to catch up on the Bleach manga for some reason or another,
and so began nearly a year-long quest to read the entire series from the
beginning, one volume at a time.
Now, don’t get me wrong: it has its good points. The character designs and superpowers are all
great. But it still seemed very
forgettable at the end of the day. The
anime I liked more, though I have only watched a few episodes with my favorite
characters and voice actors in them, over and over again.
The world was just too big and intricate for me to really
absorb or memorize or care about, much as I fear it is in Burn The Witch.
Granted, this is only the first volume, but I get a distinct
sense that things won’t always stay as black-and-white as Wing Bind vs.
Dragons, the same as it did when Bleach branched out from Soul Reapers Vs.
Hollows.
Tite Kubo is a very weird creator, all things told. His works thus far (aside from, I think,
Zombie Powder) have been liberally sprinkled with bizarre English-esque titles
made seemingly out of Word Salad and snippets of foreign languages thrown in
here and there like some kind of language stew.
When the people aren’t flat or comical, they are ultra-deep and brooding
and speak in odd sentences and terms that sound like the half-formed thoughts
of a monk who is deliberately trying to be obscure about everything.
And the naming also gets very bizarre, very often. For example-one of the Tops of Horns is named
Cquntnire Milieve.
Cquntnire.
How the hell do you pronounce that? Does Kubo know English or not? With names like these, it’s hard to tell, but
then he drops in English words and things that almost make sense, like even the
series’ title “Burn The Witch”. It has
nothing to do with the story, aside from the main characters being witches, but
I guess it still technically counts as a coherent English sentence (which they
aren’t always!), so I guess they were all like “throw it in”.
(FYI, the wiki says it’s pronounced like Kyuntonia.)
And Kubo has apparently set both Bleach and Burn The Witch
in the same world? The Dragons already
operate like Hollows, and the magic used by the main heroines is an awful lot
like the Hado used in Bleach. Wing
Branch’s full legal name is even Soul Society West Branch.
But this seemingly-cool move on his part only serves to
raise more questions than it answers.
Are Hollows confined only to Japan?
I’d have thought that any soul that died anywhere had a chance to become
either a ghost or a Hollow. Do Hollows
exist in Reverse London, as well? Is
Reverse London like the Soul Society “across the pond”?
Are Witches Soul Reapers?
Are Soul Reapers Witches? Are
Hollows Dragon? And are Dragons Hollows?
There is a mention that Dragons are outright killed as a
regular thing in Japan, not like how they are sometimes kept around to provide
services in Reverse London, but what does that mean? Is there a Reverse, say, Tokyo, or Karakura
that is killing these Dragons?
Give us some more details, Kubo! I’m all for a bit of mystery here and there,
but this is, to use the British vernacular, “taking the piss”!
Now, I haven’t watched the anime of Burn The Witch, but, so
far, none of the characters are physically or personally appealing to me, just
from the first volume. Nobody’s design
is incredibly unique or super-hot or super-cool. Nobody has the kind of personality that I
would love to watch play out in an anime or read playing out in the pages of a
book. For the most part, everyone is
either stupid or a jerk.
But, when all is said and done, this is only the first
volume (even though it was a chore trying to read the whole thing in one night
in order to write this review). So I
suppose Burn The Witch has nowhere to go but up. I will continue following this series for as
long as I can, if only to see where it goes.
That being said, my final gripe about this series is the
bizarre release schedule. Wikipedia says
that the “first season”, which I guess is the four or so chapters we read in
this English release, came out and ran from August to September of 2020, and
that a second season has been announced.
No idea what that means, but it sounds like they will only
be releasing a few chapters at a time, spaced out over some unknown time span.
And I’ll admit that Coronavirus has thrown a massive spanner
into everybody’s works worldwide, but maybe one could try and change their whole
schedule plan, just a bit?
I mean, One Piece and Academia are still putting out one
chapter a week, aren’t they?
Here’s wishing Tite Kubo and everyone else on the planet a
safer, possibly returning to normal, New Year in 2022.